Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Sex
Your Favorite Target:High School Freshmen
Your Kill Count:1,798,459,589
Your Battle Cry:"I enjoy cheese."
Years You Spend in Jail:34
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$296,061,580,732,263
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 55%
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Name: Kelly
Country: United States
State: My card board box
Birthday: 12/21/1987
Gender: Female


Interests: Surfing, Snowboarding, Horse back ridding, reading, chating on-line, and skateboarding
Expertise: Surfing and being stupid
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other


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MSN: duckieone12@hotmail.com


Member Since: 11/22/2003

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Hmm what to say...
My summer sucked ass...yeah hows about getting grounded for 2 months bet that beats all your shit! Hmmm enough of my long complaining....Laura and I hung out today god it was awesome. I mist say atleast I can say I HAVE ONE GOOD FRIEND. Unlike some people I know. Hmmm lets see everyone on myspace who have like 100-200 friends THEY AREN'T rREALLY FRIENDS! SORRY! Good friends are the ones you can call up at 4 am that matter. I bet none of you can do that! So school starts on the 24 who is ready for that....I AM! This year is gonna be so much fun...fucking right and laft, going to football games drunk off your ass, going to homecoming drunk, how many other things can you go to and get drunk. On that note I'm drunk RIGHT now! Bet you are all fukcing jealous...Hmm life sucks doesn't it? NO IT'S FUCKING GREAT! I'm not complaining about jack while all of you are!!! FUCKING GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!! It seams latley that some people drag on and on and on and on and on....about the past. It's the past!! Otherwise life is like frosted flakes....IT'S GRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAT! I bet I'm the only person to be able to type that line HAHA! Hows this for an update!!!!!!!!!!! Btw I have a myspace! Leave comments if you would like! Otherwise I don't give a flying pigs wiggly tail about you! Now how does that make you feel?....It should make you feel so much better.

Well I'm going now...

BUH BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Currently Playing
Lost and Found
By Will Smith
Switch
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Hey everypne, whats up with you all? Decided to update since I haven't since like..October! So yes I am BACK! Oh I got a cell so if anyone wants it I'll get you my number! Well today was a wonderful day besides me feeling like crap! I didn't go to any classes and Laura didn't either! Can't wait till summer or till New York 20 days away!!!!!!! YAY

Here's a great song...

Switch
Alright ready
Come on man, this is what I do
Yo mic check, mic check, yeah here you go
Nah, he over here
Yeah, I heard he got that hot new thing
It's called "Switch" (switch)
Let's get it going

[chorus]
Hey switch, turn it over and hit it
Turn around, now switch
Turn it over and hit it

Hey, vibe to vibe a second, it's a club girl why you arrived naked
Hear that, how the veteran glide the record
But don't download, go out and buy the record
Hey, something sexy bout her
Girl on the floor, all her friends around her
I mean real clean, ain't gotta touch or nothing
It ain't like I like a chick on chick or something
I'm just a sucker for a hot track
Gimme a drink and a chick to tell 'Stop that'
Dance is a hop and a clap, flip it round
Now bring it on back, break it down
Now switch

[chorus]

Uh uh uh
I gotta question, I need to ask somebody
Why is it that when y'all see me at the party
Y'all be looking like, "Ooh, he a movie star
He ain't supposed to be out on the floor with everybody"
But oh wait, whoa, y'all forgetting
When I was, amateur spitting before the scripts were written
First one in, last one out the club
Bursting in, passing out in the club
Back at it, this cat is the wit and the charm
Taking you higher, like a syringe hittin' ya arm
Bringing the fire, making your Benz ring the alarm
Let me see you clap, spin baby, come on
Switch

[chorus]

Oh, you just gonna stand there, huh
What you too cute to dance, or you scared

It ain't really that hard to do and
I aint trying to be in love with you and
All I wanted was a moment or two to
See if you could do that switch-a-roo and
Shut your mouth fool, get your crew and
The thick body and the rear one too and
I'll be right hear waiting on you to
See if y'all can do that switch-a-roo

Hey, hey

That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout, switch

[chorus]


Sunday, October 17, 2004

Not happy at all....
R.I.P. Tom! Ahhhh I hate you!!! Thanks for dying! God 5 deaths in less than 3 years SUCKS ASS!!!!!!! Anyways I know none of you care so I'm not going to talk about it so don't ask!!!! Zoloft sucks but hey now I have to be stuck on it so I guess that's life!!!!! I never got to say good-bye *cries* Tonight was good besides the bad news I got when I got home! Life sucks but I guess you learn to deal with it! Oh well I'm done talking leave messages if you would like but I no none of you will so I don't care!

~*Boid*~


Thursday, September 30, 2004

Currently Playing
American Idiot
By Green Day
American Idiot
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I was mad at the wrong person today when I should have been mad at another!!!! Why does this week have to suck?? My friend is in the hospital and that sucks cause if he dies that's the 5th death in less than 3 years! God, I am so sick of drama, deaths, and school and its stupid homework! Well I'm done saying shit about my stupid life cause I know no one cares! If people cared they would ask me whats wrong and not just sit there but you know what I'm sick of life, I'm suck of people who act like my god damn friends when I know they aren't and I'm sick of fucking rumors! Well all I have to say is I'm sorry that I was mad at a certan someone today when I shouldn't have been and if you would like to know who that is please ask me and I would love to tell you! All I have to say is don't trust someone with the nickname of 5 letters!
I Love You All!!!
*~Boid*~

Leave me some comments if you love me!
One month today with Eric! Yeah I know isn't it GGGGGGGGRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!


Friday, September 24, 2004

Currently Playing
Thankful
By Kelly Clarkson
The Trouble With Love Is
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YAY 307 days since I joined! Ok yeah like anyone cares! So...life sucks! There has been way too much drama for me to handle! Thursday just sucked not going to even talk about it! IM me if you want to know what happend but it's not like anyone cares about what I have to say! Today I went out with my mom and looked around since she took the day off then we met up with her friend and we went out to eat! I asked my mom if I could go over to Laura's house and she said I could but I would have to ask my dad! So I did and he yells at me for not getting good grades and blah blah blah blah blah! Then I told him a whole bunch of stuff to let me go and he fucking yells at me again! All I have to say is my dad is a god damn asshole who needs to go away! And he needs to stop acting like he cares cause I know he doesn't care about me! Yeah I'm goona stop writting about my fucked up life! If you love me feel free to leave me some comments!

~*Boid*~



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